Хеломские абитуриенты

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❝ It is my duty to draw your attention to a potential danger from a person named Ploni Almoni. In the past few weeks, Mr. Almoni (a man in his early sixties) has been looking for a supervisor for his PhD studies among Faculty members of the Faculty of Mathematics. Without going into too many details, you should be aware that he also visited the Graduate School and subsequently sent a handwritten letter in which he explicitly threatens me with bodily harm. After consulting with the security personnel and a therapist, it was suggested that the man is mentally ill and dangerous. Therefore, we filed an official complaint with the police and instructed the security department to prevent him from entering the campus. We strongly recommend not to correspond with Mr. Almoni. Furthermore, if by chance he will manage, somehow, to appear at your doorstep, we urge you to contact the security department [9999] and ask for their assistance.

Thank you and CHAG SAMEACH.❞

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